Last week I was the 4th and last person to hop into 2 hammocks strung from one pole. I did it in such a style, and with such grace, that the pole gave out and we all landed flat on our arses. Turns out the pole was secured with 2 nails up top and nothing else. Not surprising.
Right now, going through what I thought had been successful footage of Castle Crashers (more on that later), I am that pole. Castle Crashers is the fourth person, Twelve Angry Men the third, two dwindling friendships the second, and my father the first. I’m about a single disappointment away from bailing to Apollo Bay whilst yelling “uni is for losers”.
Since the beginning of the year we’ve heard tell of the manifold troubles that can and will occur on set, how the best laid plans can be torn to shreds the moment it all has to come together. “Assumption is the mother of all fuckups” they kept saying, and now I understand. I am infinitely glad that I set out to film Castle Crashers, because we have a great deal of wonderful footage which may or may not come together to mean something for the people who were there. I am painfully hoping to have another shot at it, however, because I made too many mistakes.
Castle Crashers, for the uninitiated, is a jam. It is a wonderful point in time when all the musically talented people I know come together and share, create, perform, collaborate… These people are astounding. Music has forever been an unattainable joy, something for others to do. I would, if I could, join in. I’m simply not made of musical stuff, but I take immense pleasure from capturing it. I have come to the decision that all I needs do to be happy is film and edit music, musical performances, music videos, music sequences in film, or any combination thereof. Castle Crashers confirmed this for me, and made me want much more of the same.
Whilst my friend Sean organised the musical/logistical side of things, and his brother organised sound recording, I set about organising to film the event. It was the second Castle Crashers, there will be at least a third and hopefully one more. I made documents, drew floor plans, organised a crew, developed the concept. The interviews I had to do for uni were conversational, easy going. Folk said what I needed them to say, and in a way that reminded me of the Last Waltz’s blaze style, so this pleased me.
Enter problem 1 – memory card.
Unbeknownst to me, the card on which I was shooting had insufficient transfer rate. This meant it would film in 20-40 second grabs, then cut off. Camera doesn’t tell you, doesn’t beep or flash. Good camera – knows the importance of a quiet, undisrupted set. Foolish camera operator – didn’t notice. We filmed 30 minutes of interviews, from 3 angles. I’ll manage to cut something, but the place I was sitting, and the camera I was using, were best. 29 seconds of footage from there.
Problem 2 – 1080x576i.
I planned much, but I barely planned the cameras. Mistake. 1 large fixed camera captured the whole performance start-finish. For such a large, hulky, expensive instrument, I must admit my disappointment. 1080x576i. For those not too familiar with aspect ratios in film, allow me to explain this disappointment.
HD & SD Aspect Ratios
The above image shows you 3 commonly used image sizes. Your blueray dvd will play the large black one. That’s what the Canon I had was filming on (in 20 second grabs). The next one down is 720p, beautiful image quality, the most you’ll ever need on a television or monitor. The smallest is still plenty, tv sizing. Your small downloads usually come in this form unless you’ve searched HQ. The ‘i’ on the end means interlaced. You don’t want that. You want ‘p’ for progressive. Just trust.
The big, hulking mounted camera films in “HD” but not full HD. We’re talking something that is as tall as the PAL (576) and not quite as wide as the 720p (1080). It is a strange, obnoxious little frame that I will need to piece together in post with the much larger shots from other cameras. But fuckit, right? I was planning on mostly cutting between the three roaming cameras anyway. Sure. See problem 1.
Problem 3 – lenses
Aside from the 1080i “Beast” I had 4 other cameras roaming about. 1 was fixed behind the drums to capture that angle, the footage for which I’m quite excited (haven’t seen it yet). The second was a little handicam operated by Liam, then a Nikon SLR with Monique and the Canon 60d I had borrowed. About 3 hours into the 9 hour shoot, my photographer friend rocks up to snap stills.
‘I think I’ll chuck a zoom lens on,’ he announces. ‘I’ll get some close shots since you guys are all going wide angle.’
Facepalm. I had not even checked to see that we would have variation of shots. We had angles, of course, we were all roaming around and getting different things. Yet he was right, all of us had wide angled lenses on, we weren’t getting close to the performers, we had nothing to cut in and out with, we just had a string of different angles going around the stage but getting no closer. What a clutz. Of course, I immediately switched to some enormous lens my friend had leant me, which was great. For the rest of the night, from one camera, I had closeups. Sometimes.
Problem 4 – operators
I should, by rights, have had twice as many camera operators as I had cameras. When a memory card filled, it meant one of us was out of action while we dumped the card. Often I’d go out the back, start the dump, see ‘3 minutes remaining’ and figure that was enough time to chat with folk there, imbibe, check the battery chargers, and return. Unacceptable. I should have had 2-3 cards per camera, tested them all beforehand, and several operators so that when a card was full or the operator got sick of it, they could tag out.
There were also issues with lighting, with framing on the mounted camera, with constant handheld footage… no doubt I’ll find more. The one saving grace was Callum’s audio – he recorded everything into an 8-track Pro Tools file. I feel worst because of the work he has put in, the effort and the enormity of it, and yet what I have filmed simply doesn’t stand up.
The aim, at the end of the day, was twofold. To film and document the event for uni, and to create a lasting memory for those who visited the Castle, and enjoyed the wonderful creativity therein. I still hope to produce a dvd at the end of the day (though hopefully I can film CCIII and make something better) with the full concert start-finish. I want something for other people to watch and revel in the talent that was there that night.
If nothing else, I will make a CD for them. If possible, I will film the third Castle Crashers, do it properly with a crew of uni folk, and be able to learn properly from these mistakes. At the end of the day, I just want to be able to give my friends a memory caught. That’d be swell. Next time, I’ll have a producer around.